I’ve talked about the ‘Joys of Dating’ in 2009 before, but as I go along ‘getting my feet wet’ there are things I’m finding out that I never knew when I was sitting at home staring at ‘Dancing With the Stars’ or ‘American Idol.’
One of the interesting tidbits I came across was when I was out with this friend of mine. We’d had dinner and decided to head to the bar for a drink or two before heading back to our respective lives. We were having our usual great time, so neither of us were in any hurry to rush off. I’ve known her – my friend – for a long time and we share a lot of the same background and views on life which makes talking and ‘hanging out’ a great time. We have one of those relationships that’s fun, humorous, tender, understanding, good friends… and hot with a sexual tension running under the surface all at the same time. If everyone doesn’t have one of those kinds of friends – they need one.
When we got to the bar we asked the waitress what was good. She recommended a, “Tie Me To The Bedpost.” My friend and I looked at each other. I know SHE turned twelve shades of red and I can only imagine I did, too. The waitress went on to explain that if that one was lacking some kind of liquor we were looking for in a drink there was always a, “F…#&*! Me Blue.” (I don’t think I have to be any more explicit with the name than that.) Of course, the waitress said the name like it was an everyday drink, which added to the humor the two of US had with the drink’s name. My friend and I talked it over – a little sheepishly – and decided we’d have one of each. To us, they just seemed to go together.
The drinks themselves were not all that great, but the names have stuck with my friend and I and been the butt of some great ‘one-liners’ ever since. We figured that if you had enough of the two of them, you might actually end up being tied to a bedpost and having sex until you’re blue… whatever that means. But, it makes US giggle every time we mention it.
And then there’s the thought of TRYING it with this same friend about whom I have fantasies I can’t even START putting down in a blog!!
So, for those of you out there who are trying to get into the dating scene and you have NO idea how to get around to the next step… the sexual relations part of your relationship… you might want to wander into a bar and ask for EITHER of those drinks. Trust me, they’ll start a conversation that might lead to some really INTERESTING times!!! If nothing else, you’ll have some great one-liners to share – as I do with MY friend – about some really unusual drinks.
One of the interesting tidbits I came across was when I was out with this friend of mine. We’d had dinner and decided to head to the bar for a drink or two before heading back to our respective lives. We were having our usual great time, so neither of us were in any hurry to rush off. I’ve known her – my friend – for a long time and we share a lot of the same background and views on life which makes talking and ‘hanging out’ a great time. We have one of those relationships that’s fun, humorous, tender, understanding, good friends… and hot with a sexual tension running under the surface all at the same time. If everyone doesn’t have one of those kinds of friends – they need one.
When we got to the bar we asked the waitress what was good. She recommended a, “Tie Me To The Bedpost.” My friend and I looked at each other. I know SHE turned twelve shades of red and I can only imagine I did, too. The waitress went on to explain that if that one was lacking some kind of liquor we were looking for in a drink there was always a, “F…#&*! Me Blue.” (I don’t think I have to be any more explicit with the name than that.) Of course, the waitress said the name like it was an everyday drink, which added to the humor the two of US had with the drink’s name. My friend and I talked it over – a little sheepishly – and decided we’d have one of each. To us, they just seemed to go together.
The drinks themselves were not all that great, but the names have stuck with my friend and I and been the butt of some great ‘one-liners’ ever since. We figured that if you had enough of the two of them, you might actually end up being tied to a bedpost and having sex until you’re blue… whatever that means. But, it makes US giggle every time we mention it.
And then there’s the thought of TRYING it with this same friend about whom I have fantasies I can’t even START putting down in a blog!!
So, for those of you out there who are trying to get into the dating scene and you have NO idea how to get around to the next step… the sexual relations part of your relationship… you might want to wander into a bar and ask for EITHER of those drinks. Trust me, they’ll start a conversation that might lead to some really INTERESTING times!!! If nothing else, you’ll have some great one-liners to share – as I do with MY friend – about some really unusual drinks.
Well, lets see. We had the drinks, we had the great conversation(s) about the drinks, and now maybe it's time for good friends to have the drinks AND do what the drinks suggest.?!
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